"..And that is why you don't do such things." Kankri was close to finishing his lecture.
"Kankri, can you do us all a favor and SHUT THE FUCK UP?" Karkat slammed his forehead into his hand.
"Karkat, I do not appreciate the insults and profanity--"
"SHUT UP OR I WILL TOUCH YOU."
"But--" Kankri blushed. "W-what kind of touching?"
Karkat didn't mean the 'touching' as sexual, but he decided to mess with Kankri.
"TRIGGERING touching." He looked at his dancestor with a devious smirk.
"K-Karkat!" Kankri shakily scolded. 
"Aww, is Kanny SCARED?" Karkat took a step forward, grabbing Kankri's shoulder.
Instead of lecturing Karkat about tr